Like to wear a fez, but don’t want the hassles of joining the Masons or Elks Lodge? Well, now you can be a member of the coolest organization this side of the Water Buffalos. It’s The Fraternal Order of  Zombo. And unlike those other snooty clubs, you get real benefits with your membership. You get:

  • an official “F.O.O.Z.” heavy cotton T-shirt with a full-color graphic
  • a secret club name membership card
  • somewhat regular electronic newsletters
  • and best of all, you will receive monthly, wacky, hour-long exclusive Zombo-hosted “KFOOZ” radio shows on CD, strictly for club members only
  • Plus a FOOZ Surprize on your birthday! Maybe you might get a FOOZ Fez...but don’t bet on it.

All this can be yours for the low cost of $25 a year!

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SPECIAL FOOZ ITEMS!

Whether you are a member of this great social club or not here are some absolutely “to die for” zomboness box sets for collectors only:

  1. AMAZING THRIFT
    This 15 cd collection is the product of 20 years of thumbing through bargain bins and garage sales only to find the most amazing and unbelievable records.
    Over 300 tracks of sheer madness!
    The price is only $30.00.

  2. THE MSR BOX SET
    This 20-CD set contains over 400(!) song-poem recordings, none of which have been commerically reissued! Song poems are the accidentally astounding result of the “send us your poems to make hit records” scam that was advertised heavily in comic books and magazines throughout the 1960s-70s. The price on this treasure chest is a mere $40.00.

  3. THE OBSESSED WITH ZOMBO RADIO SHOW BONANZA!
    You really have to be nuts to order this, but you can own 100 CDs of Zombo's Mondo Record Party from shows that date from 1989 to the present. From WZAK (Canton, Ohio) to WAPS (Akron) to WRCT (Pittsburgh) to KAOS (Olympia,Wa.) to WBCQ (Monticello, Maine) you will witness Zombo’s descent into madness one hour at a time! The price: $100.


  4. UNTAMED HIGHWAY #1 comic book
    A road trip freak show slapstick mystery, cartoon noir, with tiki bars, Kreeps, Kustom Kulture, cars, shmoes, a poisonous drinking bird and an uptight sock puppet, freaks, Exotica, Film Noir, a secret Shriner-like Society, hypnotism, gorilla mask, tikis, Roadside Attractions, and Tor! 32 white paper pages crafted by Shawn Dickinson & Noah Snodgrass, professionally bound, black and white inside, with a beautifully painted, full color cover for a mere $4.00, postage-paid.


  5. THE INSTANT COOL KIT
    All three box sets and a FOOZ membership for the insane barga-thon price of $195! Who could ask for less?