Like to wear a fez, but don’t want
the hassles of joining the Masons or Elks Lodge? Well, now you can be
a member of the coolest organization this side of the Water Buffalos.
It’s The Fraternal Order of Zombo. And unlike those other
snooty clubs, you get real benefits with your membership. You get:
- an official “F.O.O.Z.” heavy
cotton T-shirt with a full-color graphic
- a secret club name membership card
- somewhat regular electronic newsletters
- and best of all, you will receive monthly,
wacky, hour-long exclusive Zombo-hosted “KFOOZ” radio
shows on CD, strictly for club members only
- Plus a FOOZ Surprize on your birthday!
Maybe you might get a FOOZ Fez...but don’t bet on it.
All this can be yours
for the low cost of $25 a year!
SPECIAL FOOZ ITEMS!
Whether you are a member of this great social
club or not here are some absolutely “to die for” zomboness
box sets for collectors only:
This 15 cd collection is the product of 20 years of thumbing through
bargain bins and garage sales only to find the most amazing and unbelievable
Over 300 tracks of sheer madness!
The price is only $30.00.
- THE MSR
This 20-CD set contains over 400(!)
song-poem recordings, none of which have been commerically reissued!
Song poems are the accidentally astounding result of the “send
us your poems to make hit records” scam that was advertised
heavily in comic books and magazines throughout the 1960s-70s. The
price on this treasure chest is a mere $40.00.
- THE OBSESSED
WITH ZOMBO RADIO SHOW BONANZA!
You really have to be nuts to order this, but you can own 100 CDs
of Zombo's Mondo Record Party from shows that date from 1989 to the
present. From WZAK (Canton, Ohio) to WAPS (Akron) to WRCT (Pittsburgh)
to KAOS (Olympia,Wa.) to WBCQ (Monticello, Maine) you will witness
Zombo’s descent into madness one hour at a time! The price:
HIGHWAY #1 comic book
A road trip freak show slapstick mystery, cartoon noir, with tiki
bars, Kreeps, Kustom Kulture, cars, shmoes, a poisonous drinking bird
and an uptight sock puppet, freaks, Exotica, Film Noir, a secret Shriner-like
Society, hypnotism, gorilla mask, tikis, Roadside Attractions, and
Tor! 32 white paper pages crafted by Shawn Dickinson & Noah Snodgrass,
professionally bound, black and white inside, with a beautifully painted,
full color cover for a mere $4.00, postage-paid.
- THE INSTANT
All three box sets and a FOOZ membership for the insane barga-thon
price of $195! Who could ask for less?